20 Funny Quotes About Family By Famous People

Family is everything, we need to create memories and cherish the lovely times we have with our families. The laughters and the cheerful times with our families are what we remember the most out of all other memories. Being with the family brings happiness and it is a great benefit for our mental well being, studies show being cheerful and laughing helps to calm and destress the body. 


20 Funny Quotes About Family
1. “I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance-waiting for the bathroom.” – Bob Hope
2. “Children really can brighten up a house, because they never turn the lights off.” – Ralph Bus
3.  “Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.” – Wayne H.
4.  “Having a child makes you a parent; having two, you are a referee.” – David Frost
5.   “My whole family thinks I’m gay, I guess it’s always been that way. Maybe it’s ’cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like… boys.” – Bo Burnham

6.  “The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.” – George Carlin
7. “Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.” – Evan Esar
8.  “Families are like fudge – mostly sweet, with a few nuts.” – Les Dawson
9.  “Never let an angry sister comb your hair.” – Patricia McCann
10. “Soup is a lot like a family. Each ingredient enhances the others; each batch has its own characteristics; and it needs time to simmer to reach full flavor.” – Marge Kennedy


11. “All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.” – W.C. Fields
12. “Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.” – Homer Simpson
13. “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller
14. “If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
15 “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett

16. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
17. “My dad’s dying wish was to have his family around him. I can’t help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.” – Jimmy Carr
18. “I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” – Erma Bombeck
19. “Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” – John Stewart
20. “If you want your children to listen, try talking softly – to someone else.” – Ann Landers

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