When you love, you can feel it, love is when you express liking towards something or someone, love comes from the heart, not the mind. In order to understand love, you will need to experience it. There are two forms of love, the love we express for others, such as our family, friends, colleagues, neighbors, etc. And another form of love is the love for the materialistic things in this world, such as love for our houses, cars, and other materialistic things. In our lifetimes, we have all experienced some form of love, love comes from within, and the way we express it is up to us. These funny quotes about love will highlight the beauty of love, from famous people’s perspective.
These funny quotes about love and life are amazing to read, you will enjoy reading these funny quotes about love for him and her, also there are funny quotes about love from movies listed in the list below.

50 Funny Quotes About Love
1. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell
2. “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller
3. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero
4. “The rules of long-distance relationships should be the same as those posted at public pools: Walk, don’t run. And no diving in headfirst, even if the water looks deep enough.” – Lisa McKay
6. “The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?” – Freud
7. “True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.” – Mindy Kaling
8. “I miss crawling into a man’s arm, kissing his neck, saying those three little words into his ear, ‘And another thing …’” — Felicia Michaels
9. “The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends.” – Bobby Kelton
10. “A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
12. “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie
13. “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” – Jackie Mason
14. “Yes, to the untrained eye, I’m eating an orange. But to the eye that has brains, I’m making a point about marriage. For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin. Then the sweet, sweet innards.” – Homer, The Simpsons
16. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford
17. “When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone.” – Robert Brault
18. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” – Jean Kerr
19. “True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” – Francois de la Rochefoucauld
20. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz
22. “I’m glad he’s single, ’cause I’m gonna climb that like a tree.” – Megan, Bridesmaids
23. “I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” — Russell Brand
24. “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward.” – Benjamin Franklin
25. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen
27. “They say long-distance relationships will teach you to communicate well… We should be mind-readers by now.” – Lisa McKay
28. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
29. “I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, ‘Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!’” – Bonnie McFarlane
30. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke
32. “What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.” – Cindy Garner
33. “Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” — Chelsea Handler
34. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
35. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns
37. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock
38. “If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” – Miles Davis
39. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
40. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
42. “Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” – David Sedaris
43. “I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” – Chico Marx
44. “My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.” – Joan Rivers
45. “I like my coffee like I like my men. I don’t drink coffee.” – Ellen DeGeneres
47. “Whoever coined the term “absence makes a heart grow fonder,” was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch grow crazy.” – Toni Aleo
48. “You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.” –David Bowie
49. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener” – Pauline Thomason
50. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni