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50 Funny Quotes About Love By Famous People

When you love, you can feel it, love is when you express liking towards something or someone, love comes from the heart, not the mind. In order to understand love, you will need to experience it. There are two forms of love, the love we express for others, such as our family, friends, colleagues, neighbors, etc. And another form of love is the love for the materialistic things in this world, such as love for our houses, cars, and other materialistic things. In our lifetimes, we have all experienced some form of love, love comes from within, and the way we express it is up to us. 

These funny quotes about love and life are amazing to read, you will enjoy reading these funny quotes about love for him and her, also there are funny quotes about love from movies listed in the list bellow. 

 




1. “Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.” — Will Ferrell

2. “Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.” – Phyllis Diller

3. “Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.” — Natasha Leggero

4. “The rules of long-distance relationships should be the same as those posted at public pools: Walk, don’t run. And no diving in headfirst, even if the water looks deep enough.” – Lisa McKay





5. “I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed, too—for being married so many times.” – Elizabeth Taylor

6. “The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?” – Freud

7. “True love is singing karaoke ‘Under Pressure’ and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.” – Mindy Kaling

8. “I miss crawling into a man’s arm, kissing his neck, saying those three little words into his ear, ‘And another thing …’” — Felicia Michaels

9. “The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends.” – Bobby Kelton

10. “A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor




11. “Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.” – Oscar Wilde

12. “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie

13. “Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.” – Jackie Mason

14. “Yes, to the untrained eye, I’m eating an orange. But to the eye that has brains, I’m making a point about marriage. For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin. Then the sweet, sweet innards.” – Homer, The Simpsons





15. “Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times.” – Rita Rudner 

16. “Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford

17. “When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone.” – Robert Brault

18. “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.” – Jean Kerr

19. “True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” – Francois de la Rochefoucauld

20. “If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” – Fran Lebowitz





21. “My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside” – Leopold Fetchner

22. “I’m glad he’s single, ’cause I’m gonna climb that like a tree.” – Megan, Bridesmaids

23. “I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.” — Russell Brand

24. “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward.” – Benjamin Franklin

25. “A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen




26. “Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schultz

27. “They say long-distance relationships will teach you to communicate well… We should be mind-readers by now.” – Lisa McKay

28. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

29. “I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, ‘Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!’” – Bonnie McFarlane

30. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke





31. “You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.” – Jonathan Carroll

32. “What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.” – Cindy Garner

33. “Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” — Chelsea Handler

34. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner

35. “Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” – George Burns





36. “If you text ‘I love you’ to a person and the person writes back an emoji — no matter what that emoji is, they don’t love you back.” — Chelsea Peretti

37. “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” – Chris Rock

38. “If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” – Miles Davis

39. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck

40. “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein




41. “I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste” – David Bissonette

42. “Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.” – David Sedaris

43. “I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.” – Chico Marx

44. “My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it’s missing, and what’s there stinks.” – Joan Rivers

45. “I like my coffee like I like my men. I don’t drink coffee.” Ellen DeGeneres





46. “Ideally, couples need three lives: one for him, one for her and one for them together.” – Jacqueline Bisset

47. “Whoever coined the term “absence makes a heart grow fonder,” was an idiot. Absence makes a bitch grow crazy.” – Toni Aleo

48. “You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.” –David Bowie

49. “Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener” – Pauline Thomason

50. “Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.” – Richard Jeni





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