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50 Sarcastic Quotes By Famous People

These sarcastic quotes teach us the meaning of mockery and irony when someone is communicating. Being sarcastic can be negative, and bad to the human image. In life, we should always be kind and compassionate towards others, if we communicate sarcastically we can hurt other people’s feelings. Sometimes sarcasm could be used appropriately when making a joke, this type of sarcasm is acceptable. We should understand how to use sarcasm when we are interacting with others. 

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50 Sarcastic Quotes

  1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright
  2. “If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.” Kelley Armstrong
  3. “I am not young enough to know everything.” Oscar Wilde
  4. “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going because you might not get there.” Yogi Berra

  5. Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!” Robin Williams

  6. “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Albert Einstein
  7. “Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.” Cynthia Nelms
  8. “If it’s free, it’s advice; if you pay for it, it’s counseling; if you can use either one, it’s a miracle.” Jack Adams
  9. “The only surprise I like is to not be surprised.” WALLACE SHAWN – Mr. Woodley
  10. “You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.” Brandon Sanderson

  11. “If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.” Lawrence Ferlinghetti
  12. “Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.” Oliver Goldsmith
  13. History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” Abba Eban
  14. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” A. Milne
  15. “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” Albert Einstein

  16. “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.” Cassandra Clare
  17. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.” Robert Oppenheimer
  18. “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” Stephen Bishop
  19. “Sarcasm is anger’s ugly cousin.” JACK NICHOLSON – Dr. Buddy Rydell
  20. “I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.” JD. Salinger

  21. “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” Ashleigh Brilliant
  22. “I don’t know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.” Jim Butcher
  23. Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.” Albert Einstein
  24. “Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.” Walter Kerr
  25. “In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.” Woody Allen

  26. “If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.” “If anything can go wrong, it will.” Murphy’s Laws
  27. “Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars, and makes people smile.” Mahmoud Darwish
  28. “Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” Groucho Marx
  29. “Sarcasm is a metric for potential.” JOHN SLATTERY – Howard Stark
  30. “I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.” Jane Austen

  31. “I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.” Sarah Rees Brennan
  32. “This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.” Lorrie Moore
  33. “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.” Murphy’s Laws
  34. “That’s why they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” George Carlin
  35. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” Drew Carey

  36. “The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.” Murphy’s Laws
  37. “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” Billy Wilder
  38. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Mark Twain
  39. “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.” COLE SPROUSE – Jughead Jones
  40. “That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.” Christopher Moore

  41. “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” Patrick Murray
  42. “Let me ask you a question. What do you think is the greatest evil on this planet today? Is that including, or not including you?” Anthony Horowitz
  43. “Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.” Robin Williams
  44. “The road to success is always under construction.” Lily Tomlin
  45. “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” Mark Twain

  46. “Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.” Murphy’s Laws
  47. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln
  48. “The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.” Robert A. Heinlein
  49. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” MAGGIE SMITH – Violet Crawley
  50. “It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.” Christopher Moore

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