These sarcastic quotes teach us the meaning of mockery and irony when someone is communicating. Being sarcastic can be negative, and bad to the human image. In life, we should always be kind and compassionate towards others, if we communicate sarcastically we can hurt other people’s feelings. Sometimes sarcasm could be used appropriately when making a joke, this type of sarcasm is acceptable. We should understand how to use sarcasm when we are interacting with others.

50 Sarcastic Quotes
- “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright
- “If you say ‘we’re in this together,’ I’m going to hurl.” Kelley Armstrong
- “I am not young enough to know everything.” Oscar Wilde
- “You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going because you might not get there.” Yogi Berra
- “Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!” Robin Williams
- “I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Albert Einstein
- “Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.” Cynthia Nelms
- “If it’s free, it’s advice; if you pay for it, it’s counseling; if you can use either one, it’s a miracle.” Jack Adams
- “The only surprise I like is to not be surprised.” WALLACE SHAWN – Mr. Woodley
- “You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It’s really funny.” Brandon Sanderson
- “If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.” Lawrence Ferlinghetti
- “Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.” Oliver Goldsmith
- “History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.” Abba Eban
- “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” A. Milne
- “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” Albert Einstein
- “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.” Cassandra Clare
- “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.” Robert Oppenheimer
- “I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” Stephen Bishop
- “Sarcasm is anger’s ugly cousin.” JACK NICHOLSON – Dr. Buddy Rydell
- “I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.” JD. Salinger
- “Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.” Ashleigh Brilliant
- “I don’t know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.” Jim Butcher
- “Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.” Albert Einstein
- “Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.” Walter Kerr
- “In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.” Woody Allen
- “If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.” “If anything can go wrong, it will.” Murphy’s Laws
- “Sarcasm helps me overcome the harshness of the reality we live, eases the pain of scars, and makes people smile.” Mahmoud Darwish
- “Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” Groucho Marx
- “Sarcasm is a metric for potential.” JOHN SLATTERY – Howard Stark
- “I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.” Jane Austen
- “I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.” Sarah Rees Brennan
- “This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.” Lorrie Moore
- “If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.” Murphy’s Laws
- “That’s why they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” George Carlin
- “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” Drew Carey
- “The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.” Murphy’s Laws
- “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” Billy Wilder
- “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Mark Twain
- “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.” COLE SPROUSE – Jughead Jones
- “That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.” Christopher Moore
- “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” Patrick Murray
- “Let me ask you a question. What do you think is the greatest evil on this planet today? Is that including, or not including you?” Anthony Horowitz
- “Politics: ‘Poli’ a Latin word meaning ‘many’; and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures.” Robin Williams
- “The road to success is always under construction.” Lily Tomlin
- “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” Mark Twain
- “Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.” Murphy’s Laws
- “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” Abraham Lincoln
- “The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.” Robert A. Heinlein
- “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” MAGGIE SMITH – Violet Crawley
- “It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.” Christopher Moore